Wednesday, April 09, 2008

It's a bird...It's a Plane...It's Mass Cancelations

I hope you don't have to go anywhere that your feet or mass transit cannot take you. American Airlines (along with other airlines) has now canceled up to 850 flights. The FAA is cracking down, y'all, and has forced the airlines to ground planes so that the electrical wiring can be properly inspected. There will be no more tragedies on their hands, except the uproarious cries of stranded passengers littering the terminals through out the metropolitan area.

My New York escape plan invovles multiple flights on jet liners. I only hope this has been cleared up by the time I need to scoot.

Fare thee well, weary travelers.

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