You are standing too close. If I can smell what you ate for breakfast, you’re standing too close to me. You had an omelet with peppers and onions. You are standing too close.
I am not a pole. You cannot hang on me for support. The train does jostle us about and I am the closest thing to you. You cannot hang on me for support.
You are carrying a bag. When said bag feels lighter, it’s resting on something. It’s resting on me.
When disembarking please do not follow my steps in a body hugging fashion. If the entire front part of your body is not touching the complete back part of my body, you will get out of the train just as fast. I guarantee it.
There is a difference between being aggressive and just being a jerk. I’m afraid you are the latter.
I am not one to hold a grudge, so Happy Saint Patrick’s Day Man standing too close to me on the subway.
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sounds like the motherf-ing 4 train to me! [much empathy there. worst rush hour train ever]
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