In case of Terror

My place of employment has equipped each employee with the necessary tools to survive a terror attack. Each employees has received a survival kit containing the following:

• 1 liter of water,
• one flash light with appropriate batteries attached by duct tape,
• one filter mask, and
• one can of terrorist repellent.

(I've added one long toothed comb to the zip lock bag)

With such an arsenal I am no longer nervous and can go about my work day smiling and humming.